wednesday 5 April 2006: Heidi's world is upside down and Sarah has had it with handing out chocolate so she takes pause in the SUN!!!

Heidi says: Sometimes you have to look at the world with different eyes. Or upside down... I have a headache. Wonder why...




Sarah says:
I wish I could look at the world of business upside down! Would you like some Belgian chocolate blah blah blah... So that's how the world turns and the cookie crumbles... Talk the talk and all that jazz. But can you walk the walk? Who cares -- the sun is shining and the beach is grand. Take pause and smell the flowers and stay away from the stinking bathrooms. Oh my my the smells that people let linger. I'm beat today! Beat. I wish I were a Go Go.
Oh -- forgot to mention that I MISSED HEIDI SO MUCH that I walked around with this Heidi picture in my bag all the time and just had to have a photo with paper Heidi and her goats. Heidi goes where I go. Go Go.

Tuesday 4 April 2006: Heidi lets the beast out and wonders what Sarah is up to...Sarah is in France exploiting the LOVELY Jan Eelen

Heidi says: Help! My camera is going wild! Or is it me?

Sarah says:
So I was a very lucky girl in Cannes and had the opportunity to chit-chat with the very lovely Jan Eelen
He was there with Woestijnvis to sell their shows and scripts to other countries. He, like I, was not really loving the trade fair (trade fairs are pretty gross places to be honest but ya gotta do what ya gotta do, right?). Anyway -- probably out of boredom alone, Jan was willing to talk to me and he let me take his photo for Face The Day. He was/is /appears to be a very kind and friendly person -- easy to talk to - funny-faced (in a good way) and creative and clever. But we all know that part already - just look at all the shows he has been a part of! Het Eiland and In De Gloria being my favorites! I was happy to learn that Het Eiland has English subtitles on the DVDs -- now I can send it to friends in The States and show them that BELGIUM CAN BE A VERY FUNNY PLACE!!!! A very good friend of mine from New York recently called me worried that by living in Belgium I was missing humor in my life! What arrogance is that!!!! Little does she know just how freaking funny Belgians can be! She should be put in prison for a week and forced to watch every Woestijnvis show -- that will show her!
So thank you again Jan Eelen for making Belgium a very funny place and for being so easy to talk to! Now we have added a link in the column to the right of Woestijnvis along with Het Eiland and In De Gloria. All you people out there -- check it out! Even the English ones as the site seems to also be in English!

Monday 3rd of April 2006: Sarah leaves and Heidi stays to entertain you

Heidi says: It's that time again. Sarah leaves me (us) for 3 days.
I hope this week is as fun as the weekend, and the weather gets better and warmer. I know, it's a lot to hope for, but I keep my hopes up high.

Sunday 02 April 2006: Heidi and Sarah celebrate with Tom Boonen after he wins the ronde van vlaanderen today!

Heidi says:
HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! Tom Boonen wins 'De ronde van Vlaanderen' once again! What a joy, what an excitement! Long live Tommeke 'naked butt' Boonen! I even saw him live today. 'de koers' was passing in Kortrijk, and N and A and me were at the side of the road, waiting for the bikers to pass, and there he was: The young blonde God of bike racing... As A put it so nicely: "Tom zweefde over de kasseien. Hij raakte de kasseien niet." We love Tom Boonen! In the evening W came over to watch the last episode of 'de Parelvissers'. We were so very 'assorti' that I have to show you how fab we looked!



Sarah says:
Who the hell is Tom Boonen? He sure is good-looking though! Of course I know who he is silly! He's that fine fellow with a good butt on the bike all the time. I'm off tomorrow but I'll check in if I can! Hold the fort till I'm back Thursday Heidi! Do your best and don't forget belly-shot Wednesday this time!!!!
PS -- my skin is so bad and I am indeed bloated because it is indeed that time of month again! I am certainly not pregnant!

Saturday 01 April 2006: Sarah is an April Fool and heidi had a fun day!

Heidi says:
What a great day!!!! I spent my day in the house of PJ of Madensuyu, putting together their great debut CD, together with N and A. We had so much fun, joking around, working hard and singing along 'takatak katak'. And in the evening there was Deerhoof in de Kreun in Bissegem. I feel sorry for every one who wasn't there! A fabulous day indeed! (Deerhoof are My space friends of Viva Voce, so I had to wear my VV-tee on their concert)


Sarah says:
I went to bed just before midnight and realized that I hadn't taken a photo so I ran downstairs and got my camera and took this one. I wish we had some good April Fool's Joke to play on you but Heidi and I haven't even kept up with the Wednesday belly shot after one week!! It's been a rough period I guess. Heidi will make sure to get a belly shot for you this week and from now on. I will be away till wednesday in Cannes and then again next week in London. Photos will come later...

Friday 31 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah wish you a happy weekend as they go into hiding...That's about it for today...

Heidi and Sarah cannot say anything as their mouths are shut today...

Thursday 30 March 2006: Superhero Jade blast fights the weather and Sasquatch girl hides herself after a bad experiment

Heidi says: Another sad typical belgian weather day. I'm still not feeling well. My head is not fresh and my belly hurts, and yesterday I hit my little toe against the metal chair leg of our trendy orange couch. I was so angry at myself that I cried for at least 20 minutes. That is why today you will not see a picture of me. I didn't bring my camera. Sorry. (no worries -- Sarah saved the day!)

I hope Sarah will be back soon! I'm sure you do too!

Sarah says:
I'm back but just very quickly and you probably don't want to see me looking like this but that's how I look and feel today. Again no sleep. I'm sure this will all pass in a day or two and it'll all be back to normal again... Here Heidi and I look a bit in a rush and not that great - ready to head out into the rain!

Wednesday 29 March 2006: Heidi is in an unhappy mood and Sarah has left the building...

Heidi says: I'm in an unhappy mood because I have belly aches all the time and I am sick of it! It takes away all my new energy and makes me not able to do nice things! I'm really fed up! Does any of you have advice for an Irritable bowel syndrome patient named Heidi?

Sarah says:
Didn't sleep the whole damn night. A mess today! Well-- days are better than nights actually! Cough = worse back pain = feel terrible. Everything is hitting all the wrong nerves! Luckily cough medicine and pain killers exist :-(!

Tuesday 28 March 2006: Here's a blast from the Heidi and Sarah archives past - 2001/2 New Year's

That was a couple of months into the first year of Heidi and Sarah's friendship. It was New Year's 2001/02 we think.

My how Heidi and Sarah have changed in just 5 short years!

Let us know if we looked better than or if we look better now?!

Heidi says: I think better!!! better better better!
I vomitted this morning. That is a very unusual thing for me to do... That is why I need to tell everyone :)


Sarah says:
I have been ill and not around. After going to the doctor, I stopped by at one of my favorite people in the world's home for a yummy lunch and some TLC, which she always offers plenty of! Thanks TV for everything!

Monday 27 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah look up to you all with great admiration and respect and would never cheat on any of you ever…

Heidi says:
Europe has changed her clock to summer hour which means: cranky tired people with aches and pains who are wanking all day long about their tiredness and pains and aches... There is something very positive about summer hour though: it is light until 8:30 pm! And that is wonderful! wonderful! wonderful! ISN'T IT, JB?

Sarah says:
I am very tired today and am getting a bad cough! When I cough it hurts the bad part of my back bad. Wears me out I tell ya! But tomorrow I am free as a bird and can rest and revel in my free day and tonight Lost is on so I can escape into that! My dad left today. It always makes me feel a little blue when someone leaves. But a good time was had by al so I can’t complain! Check out my fave site Postsecret. Below is a goody from today! I don’t condone cheating or anything, not at all – but I hate bad relationships too and people who don’t treat each other with proper respect. So I’d say to the person who sent in that postcard: You go girl!

Sunday 26 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah turn into the superheroes they are as the sun sets on Sunday

Heidi says:
Another lovely and cosy day. Hanging out with N and my mom and my nephew J, and later a bike tour to Harelbeke and Stasegem. My first bike tour after a long while! I am so proud of myself. That might mean I am going to bike to work again soon! Olé!!

Sarah says:
Doesn’t it look like we are about to turn into our super-hero selves here? I the hairy beast and Heidi the green girly! That’s what happens at night. We won’t do you any harm. We might even save your life! We surely would if we could! Go to our friend Snowbro’s page (see link over to right) and name his superheroes please! Hey Snowbro—can I make a shirt for myself to perform in of Sasquatch Girl? I’ll give you credit.

Saturday 25 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah celebrate spring with Sarah's dad and a whole bunch of others...

Heidi says:
What a cosy day! I spent it with Sarah and her family and some friends. Actually, I felt like I was part of the family! (Friend A told me that I overuse explanation marks!!!!! I will not stop doing that as I do that to show my enthusiasm. But thank you A for noticing that!!)

Sarah says:
What a lovely and heart-warming day celebrating my daughter’s rite of passage through spring. We are so lucky to have so many good friends and family. I had a great day! My friend AS and I started Friday night by making great carrot-tofu soup. Saturday we saw my kid perform in a play about playgrounds. She was the mayor in a big black hat. Her first show. Her first lines. I got tears in my eyes when she marched on through the theatre with her classmates. Then we returned to my house and ate and drank all day with family and friends. I think it’s safe to say that a good time was had by all. My dad was here too visiting. There was a funny moment when all the Belgians were gathered, rather, stuffed into our TV room and my dad was on the other side of the room alone reading his book about Abe Lincoln. Amazingly, he allowed Heidi and I to take a photo with him for our site. Not surprisingly, he didn’t even put his book down during the photo and just kept on reading!

Look at the photo below on the same day. I’d say I look like a mother there –older and proud – certainly in my mid-thirties. Heidi also has a different and older look here. It’s strange. Maybe it was just the light. Anyway – it was a really lovely day.

Friday 24th of March 2006: We have nothing interesting to say!

Sarah says: Just another day in all the days. Got my eyebrows done this morning. Can you tell? Rainy freaking day here. I have nothing on my face in this photo other than eye make-up. I look rough. Usually I have a little tinted moisturizer and every now and then some cover-up. Today my face is naked. I need a facial. I have nothing interesting to say today. Have a good weekend.

Heidi says: I really really don't know what to say. I am having a writer's block, provided that that exists for people who write crap every day... :) Oh well, you know, for me it's all about the picture!

Thursday 23 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah are angelic today even though Heidi is in a bitchy, bad mood and Sarah has a neck cramp all of a sudden...

Heidi says:
Sarah yelled 'we are so good' and this is the result! You would almost believe we are little angels. But hey, don't be mistaken, we can be very naughty. I am in a bad mood today. If I don't stop myself, I would snap at everyone who dares to speak to me. Why? I don't know cause the sun is out and usually that makes me happy! Anyone wanna make me happy? Give it a shot!

Sarah says:
We are good. As good as it gets. Goody-two-shoes. Pretty pretty pretty good (as Larry David would say). My dad just arrived here. He surely never checks this blog. I look like my dad and my mom. My mom checks this blog. Hi mom if you are checking this blog. Don't we look like angels?

NEWSFLASH : HEIDI AND SARAH FIND FIRST SIGN OF SPRING IN HEIDI'S DRIVEWAY!!!!
We did it, we found the first flowers on this lovely sunny day! Heidi lost her keys and found them again so her mood is bad going on good. Good soup was had by all. Great bread. Hope you are all enjoying this sunshine on your shoulders. Hope you are all feeling gay...

Wednesday 22 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah are ladies of the 80s and welcome to our new weekly feature: Belly-shot Wednesday!

Heidi says:
The eighties are back! Long live the eighties! Well actually I'm not such an eighties-fan but I couldn't stop myself from dressing like this this morning. Since I am getting fatter every day, there are not a lot of clothes I can still wear and I hate to wear the same all the time. So luckily I found this checkered dress and combined it with my exercising pants and black boots. Not bad if I may say so myself! Actually I might look a bit sixties like this too! What do you think, eighties or sixties? Or an impression of the sixties that was done in the eighties? By the way, my belly is obviously growing! :)

Sarah says:
Yeah-yeah, I know, we're looking good again today! I don't know what's gotten into us! It's a world record! Isn't Heidi just glowing! She's getting fatter. My face is staying thinner. Life oh life oh life. Did you know I get drunk from being around drunk people and high from being around high people - who needs drinks and drugs, eh!. I love this postsecret card put on the site last Sunday. There is something very joyous about it. I am into joy right now. More joy, less pain! More dreams! Less nightmares!

Now it's time for BELLY-SHOT WEDNESDAY! Each Wednesday we'll get a shot of Heidi's growing belly so that we can document her pregnancy and Sarah can enjoy watching Heidi grow fatter for once! Here's the first one for you! Enjoy!

Tuesday 21 March 2006: Sarah drops the soap and Heidi takes advantage of life behind bars...

Heidi says:
We are trapped! Help us! This is such a nice spring day (happy spring everybody!!) and there we are, behind bars. I wish I could be outside, walking or biking, or doing whatever... Thank god it's almost weekend! :)

Sarah says:
Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage… or something like that. I too know why the caged bird sings. I want to break free. I wanna be your dog. Help – I just dropped a bar of soap and Heidi took advantage of me when I bent down to pick it up! Sicko! Psycho! I remember Vera Lynn. I’m flying over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Walking the Green Mile. I’ll show you my very own Shawshank Redemption. Where the hell is Tom Hanks when you need him! In a minute I’m going to be a dead-man walking. Call Sister Previn for me fast – connect me with Sean Penn. Throw me a rope. Get me out of here. I’m scared mommy!!!!

By the way, I just found out my prison bitch name would be “rump ranger” and Heidi’s would be “fudge packer”. This is a sick site with naughty links so be careful where you view it! Dang there’s something for everyone on the net. The Net is a sick place. It should be in prison. We all should!

Monday 20 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah are on a roll folks! Look how FANTASTIC they look once again! Pink or blue? Boy or girl? You would love to know!

Heidi says:
look how fresh Sra and me are looking today! You would almost think we feel fresh! :) (long live make-up!)

Sarah says:
Wow! Two good shots in a row! The strange thing is that I am sleeping so terribly lately but looking wide awake! I’m sure it’s only because my face got a bit thinner! There can be no other explanation.
Look at this fun site my buddy MS hooked me up with.
This is the definition of Sarah
This is Heidi
This is the definition of a word we use often: wanker
I think we have to make a definition of Face The day, don’t you?

Sunday 19 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah look GREAT today! Don't you think?

Heidi says:
I had a great Sunday! There was nothing spectacular about it, but it was cosy and sunny! And I used my bike again after a loooooong time. My energy is coming back! Almost time for swimming and biking again! I missed that badly!

Sarah says:
Man what a "good-busy" weekend of getting my attic bedroom in order! I love it as I said yesterda! It's wonderful! By the time Heidi showed up at my house for a photo, I was rushing to get ready to go out to dinner with the Flair bon. I think I look really good in this photo (if I do say so myself). Nothing like a rosey cheek to perk up a tired face! Have you noticed that my face is looking less fat again? I'm happy about that! It won't last of course but I'll enjoy it whilst I can! It was a great weekend for me too! I love room changes! My house is fresh and new to me. So much potential! Lovin' it!

Saturday 18 March 2006:Heidi and Sarah romp around in Sarah's new bed in her new bedroom!!!!

Heidi says:
exhausted, tired, feeling sick, almost fainting... but only went to bed at 2 am after a wedding party of my cousin. The day was nice, with a brunch for good friend Alexander's birthday, a visit to Sarah and this wedding party. It was all about food that day!

Sarah says:
That's my attic!! That's my new bedroom and my new bed-sheets and my porno-closet! I slept in this lovely room for the first time tonight and it's just fantastic! I really love it. It makes me happy. Finally, I have a room of my own and a room with a view! Heidi popped over to check it out and we took a bunch of photos. This one isn't that great but at least you see the room a bit! I love it!!!!

Friday 17 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah are green with envy, money, sea-sickness, spinach in their teeth and the luck of the Irish...

Heidi says:
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!

My friend Katrijn and me used to celebrate Saint Patrick's day when we studied in Antwerp (and when I was an Ireland-freak. Yep, this girl was obsessed with everything that had to do with Ireland). We had such good times! I will never forget! So this day is a bit the day of our friendship! Trijntje, I love you!!!!

Sarah says:
All, well most, of my ex-boyfriends or shall I rather say bed-mates were Irish American boys. So I used to have a little Irish in me. No longer I'm afraid. those days are over I'm afraid, I mean I'm happy to say. Have a goody!


Friday afternoon NEWFLASH!!!!!

Heidi says:
great fun on friday afternoon, waving to a webcam in Kortrijk and calling our friend JB in Portland so that we can wave at him!


Sarah says:
We were in Kortrijk together and decided to stand under the main church tower on the Grote Markt and wave to our friend JB in America! Technology is GRAND! We called him and he was just awake. He got on his computer and clicked on the Kortrijk webcam site where you can watch what's happening live on the square. And JB saw us!!!!! Isn't that great? We had so much fun waving to him and jumping up and down flying our scarves in the air. The funny thing is he could see my big Zita Swoon bag more than he could see us!
While we were standing there the guy in the below photo came up to us and said something like: "aren't you the girls with the daily photo site and arn't you in a band Greyn or something". We were all blushing and feeling "famous". We asked him how he knew and he said because my husband told him and was sitting in the cafe next to us! So we were tricked! The one day I am free to wander the streets of Kortrijk and I choose to jump up and down in one spot on the Kortrijk Grote Markt with Heidi to wave to the webcam at our buddy JB in America is the one day my husband happens to be sitting in a cafe watching me do this without my knowing it!!! Anyway, it was FUNNY! And the guy who tricked us let us take his photo. He's a writer named Jan Dheedene who wrote the book: "Fraude in Shanghai". You can find more info about him and his book at his site

Thanks Jan Dheedene for playing a good joke on Heidi and Sarah's egos and being our Face The Day guest! Good luck with your book!

Thursday 16 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah slowly become hairy beasts as Sarah teaches Heidi how to be a Bigfoot-Sasquatch too...

Heidi says:
Let the sunshine! Let the sunshine! The sunshine in!!!!!
Frank (for those who don't know who this is: he is our weatherman!) said that the sun would break through. Well now, Frank, where is she?

And when is Sabine coming back? (for those who don't know who she is: she is our weatherbabe! Our friend JB loves her!)


Sarah says:
I'm a hairy beast. You should see my leg hair. I need to get waxed fast! I also need an eyebrow job again! What's up with that? And there is that bad colored sweater again! Do I never learn! I had a nice 10th wedding anniversary last night. We were cooked for! It was lovely! Nice meal! I am so happy we made it through the last 10 years. It's never easy, is it!? Marriage, relationships. Challenges I tell ya! But yee haw, we made it this far and them was some good years! :-)

Wednesday 15 March 2006: Heidi is unbelievable and wants to "sport" and Sarah imagines three-ways with Mormons on her 10th wedding anniversary!

Heidi says:
Still happy, it is unbelievable! Or maybe not. I am getting my energy back and that means a lot to me. I wanna bike and swim and exercise again! This body will not get fat where it doens't have to be fat! Bring on my superpowers!

Sarah says:
TODAY I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS!!!! IMAGINE THAT! TEN YEARS AGO IT ALL HAPPENED IN VICHTE, BELGIUM! I LOVE MY HUSBAND! I HOPE IT LASTS AND STAYS SO GOOD!

With that all said, I still can fully understand and agree with the feelings expressed in this Post Secret card:

Tuesday 14 March 2006: Heidi isn't actually feeling like she looks here but Sarah surely is...

Heidi says:
This photo doesn't at all show how I really feel today! I feel bright and happy today, even though I have a belly ache that has been going on already for days and nights. I'm fighting against it! I wanna win! Those belly aches have started when I was 13 years old. That was the year that I had a belly ache every single day. Doctors diagnosed the very 'nice' irritable bowel syndrome, which means that nothing is really wrong with me but I can get belly aches very often because of several reasons like food allergies, stress, too little sleep... The good thing is: it's not dangerous. The bad thing is: there is no cure. So, since my 13th I have been struggling with those sometimes very bad cramps, and no doctor has ever been able to make it easier for me. Life is a fight, right? Anyway, I don't wanna complain about it, I just wanna tell you how it is. And that I feel happy today, even with my stupid pain! It's a new strategy. Let's see if it works!

Sarah says:
I'm blue today. Nothing much to say. Tired.
Here's a postcard from my fave site Postsecret
Spread joy. That's what I'm sayin...

Monday 13 March 2006: Heidi and Sarah see sun and look forward to spring and all the little sheep it will bring with it...

Heidi says:
Happy news for me and my dear N! We are pregnant!
Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So if you were wondering why I looked so sick and miserable lately, you know the answer. If you were wondering why I didn't talk about exercising anymore, you've got your answer. From now on, I will only gain weight and look fatter day by day! But it's worth it! Completely!!!! :))

Sarah says:
NO!!!! I AM NOT THE FATHER YOU SICKOS! And stop calling Heidi fat! By the way Heiditje, in English the whole "we" are pregnant thing sounds funny! Maybe you can see, "we are expecting". :-)
It's a bright and sun-shiny photo today but there's no brightness in my eyes! You can almost see my pain. I can anyway. Saturday morning this half-alive superhero had an MRI to see my slipped disc more closely. I actually enjoyed the experience of going into that machine. It took about 10 minutes and it was very noisy. There were all these DEVO-like beats -- I was writing songs in my head to pass the time inspired by the MRI sounds. So by the end of the week we'll have a clearer view on the state my disc is in. I don't want to live with stupid tiring pain anymore! I get through my days all right but sleeping is always hell and it's not getting better but worse. And I can see it in my eyes in this photo. I am a bit drained and worn out! I need real rest but don't find it! Today I am pretty achey all over due to bad sleeps and climbing up and down to bring everything to the attic. By the end of each day I almost can't walk. It's scary and freaky. I can easily imagine my legs falling out from under me all due to some screwed up nerve reaction and some short circuit in my brain that tells my legs to stop so as not to cause me pain. I hope I find a solution to this. I don't care what it is. I really don't want to be in pain anymore. I have almost had enough of it. Again, I easily get through my days and get energy from somewhere and feel okay and try to have a good attitude but right now I am tired. My back is really tired. I want the MRI results and I want to get on with this so I can feel my age again and not get my spirit down! It sucks to feel old at age 34! I have so much to do still and so much mental energy to use up! I so look forward to the day I feel great again and can run around again and dance around again and throw my kid up in the air again! It will come. I am sure of that. I am a superhero after all!

Sunday 12 March 2006: Sarah simply passes the time on Sunday. Is her smile real or fake? Heidi has news and will tell you on Monday! Can you guess?

Heidi says:
Guess guess guess. The picture says it all... :)

Sarah says:
Just a regular Sunday really. Family meal at a restaurant -- that's not so regular but anyway, the day passed, the weekend passed. The best part of the weekend was getting my ATTIC ready!! I can't wait! You know, this Wednesday I will be married for 10 freaking years already! I think it's a great thing that the week of our 10th wedding anniversary that we are moving to a new bedroom. Perhaps it's just what we need! My attic is the perfect place for a superhero to sleep. If trouble calls, I can hop out of my tower and climb down the electrical wires and save all the people in need. I can jump from roof to roof and put out fires. I can swing from tree to tree (I am a hairy superhero beasty thing afterall). I can see the whole neighborhood with a bird's eye view and make sure that there's nothing really bad going on! See how seriously I take my new superhero status? They don't call me Sasquatch Girl for nothing!

Saturday 11 March 2006: Sarah uses her superhero powers to move clothes from one floor to another all day and Heidi can't decide: out or not?

Heidi says:
Will I or will I not open this door and leave the house? No, actually this is fake. I did go out and saw my friends Barbara and Sofie play and I was surprised! It is not the style of music I like, but I think they really did great and have a future in the folkworld! Congratulations darlings!!!!

Sarah says:
This is one of those "shoot-I-forgot-to-take-a-photo-today-I-had-better-take-one-fast-in-the-bathroom-in-front-of-my-red-shower-curtain-before-I-wash-off-my-make-upand-go-to-sleep photos!" It was an average Saturday full of clothingreloaction and broken backs therfore. Friday night I watched Crash with Heidi. Not much to say about it other than I don't think it deserved the Oscar. It did make me think about a few things and the acting wasn't half-bad or anything but why all the hype? Hey -- this photo captures my wandering eye perfectly! See how it goes up when I don't have my glasses on?