heidi says:
Our mulles! hahahaha! I had a fine weekend! Those nice guys from De Legende had a great part in that! THANK YOU! And little Yma too of course! The crazy baby. The Putti putti (from cement mixer, the song of which I have a good Mel Torme version of), the Boumie, die beebie die beebie, the mopje, the rot, and so on... (these are some nicknames for Yma). I know, what I say today, doesn't make much sense to you. Don't worry. It's Monday...
Sarah says:
You can figure out what’s on my mind today by the thingies below, which I couldn’t have put better than The Onion has! I love The Onion! The Onion is grand! This week's Onion is dedicated to women and how nuts they are basically! Click here to read about the woman with the bangs problem, which you can read a little of below. Heidi and I surely know the feeling! A Bad Hair day can mean a bad day in total! No joke! I’m glad it’s raining in Belgium because we need the raid badly but what a grey freaking day. I just want to stay in bed and watch TV. I am tired and still raggy and crampy and cranky. Can’t wait to be in my bed!
Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs
April 30, 2007 Issue 43•18
ROCKLAND, DE—Local resident Heather Telford's entire Friday was ruined by a set of uncooperative bangs that refused to set correctly, the 26-year-old benefits coordinator told reporters.
According to Telford, the trouble began "right away" as she got ready for work, when she discovered that the three inches of forehead-skirting hair was unable to sit flat, despite the application of numerous gels, sprays, and pomades. A tuft on either side would not integrate with the central grouping, leaving three-quarter-inch gaps, while other wispy strands strayed from her temples, creating a highly undesirable "wing" effect. A last-ditch effort to wet and restyle the bangs only worsened their state, adding several more small kinks and increasing their overall dishevelment.
"It was so awful," Telford said. "I should've just called in sick after I found out that my straightening iron was broken, because the whole day went downhill from there. I can't imagine a worse thing happening to me."
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