29 December: Heidi won't stop complaining -- for days already. If it's not this it's that! She feels ill. She's not in the mood for anyone or anything. She's nagging and nagging and nagging. There's no stopping her. Best to keep your distance from her for another day or two! Sarah, on the other hand, doesn't feel like crap but continues to look like it. The extra pounds and kilos are starting to show up in her fat head and he skin is rough and reddy! Here's a game: count how many spots Sarah has on her chin! Luckily, she feels all right and even happy. Next to Heidi these days, that's not hard. Even a little crack of a smile is way more than our Heiditje can muster up.
Heidi says:
I have such a cold! It's irritating me. It's making me a nagging asshole... So thinks Sarah, giving me the finger! Thank you Sarah! You're such a pal!
Sarah says:
In this angle, you can't see my fat face. But I assure you, eating too much during this time of year is not at all a good thing for my mulle! Thankfully, as of February, eating shall go back to normal. You just have to give into it at this time of year. Why struggle and not enjoy all the good stuff! I can't wait to eat lunch and dinner today! I can't wait for my New Year's dinner and then the leftovers the next day! I shall embrace all this food for a while! Then in January and February I will complain even more than ever about my fat tote and bad skin! Cheers to a wonderful season of total gluttony! Fuc* you Heiditje! Fuc* all of y'all! :-)
HEIDI AND SARAH NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN:
Sarah and Heidi have done it -- written their answers to one of those email-y thingies with lots of questions. The person who sent it to them assumed correctly that they would fill it in right away because these two gals just love talking about themselves! Here are the answers:
Sarah's answers:
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:00 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Bewitched with heidi
4. What is your favorite TV show? Comedy – curb your enthiusiasm this week
5. What did you have for breakfast? Bread with swiss cheese and coffee with milk
6. What is your middle name? Rachel Annie
7. What is your favorite cuisine? boogers
8. What food do you dislike? Anything with vinager
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? chocolate
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Mojo 2nd edition American Music comp
11. What type of car do you drive? Lada aka Madza Demio
12. Favorite sandwich? Bagel with egg and chees
13. What characteristic do you despise? Lying !!!!
14. Favorite item of clothing? Zip up sweat jacket in black
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would it be? New York
16. What color is your bathroom? Silver and red
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Who cares as long as it fits and looks okay
18. Where would you retire to? I don’t plan on retiring. I think I’ll die too young.
19. Favorite time of the day? 9PM
20. What was your most memorable birthday? I love birthdays! So many good ones.
21. Where were you born? NY,NY
22. Favorite sport to watch? Ice-skating
23. Who do you least expect to send this back? We all love to talk about ourselves on this list
24. Person you expect to send it back first? Complete -- heidi
25. What fabric detergent do you use? Cheap delhaize brand
26. Coke or Pepsi? Coke (diet)
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? morning
28. What is your shoe size? 10
29. Do you have any pets? no – pet-related childhood trauma forbids them in my adult life
30. Anything to share with your family and friends? A needle maybe?
31. What did you want to be when you were little? A boy
32. My Favorite word is? midget
Heidi's answers:
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? pearls
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? King Kong, I was not really impressed... too long too much too... but i cried nevertheless... :)
4. What is your favorite TV show? Freaks and geeks!!
5. What did you have for breakfast? bread and butter and appelstroop without sugar
6. What is your middle name? Christiane Luc
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Vegetarian
8. What food do you dislike? rode kool, gooseliver, oysters
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? cream and oignon
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Sons and Daughters- the repulsion box
11. What type of car do you drive? No car
12. Favorite sandwich? Tuna
13. What characteristic do you despise? arrogant rich people
14. Favorite item of clothing? red sweater with white dots
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would it be? PDX
16. What color is your bathroom? white and blue1
7. Favorite brand of clothing? Chantal Thomass
18. Where would you retire to? where I live now!
19. Favorite time of the day? early evening
20. What was your most memorable birthday? my last one!
21. Where were you born? Kortrijk
22. Favorite sport to watch? Bike races (for naked butt)
23. Who do you least expect to send this back? I think I will get it back from everyone in my list... there are only three... hehehe
24. Person you expect to send it back first? Sarah
25. What fabric detergent do you use? ecover (biological)
26. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi max
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl
28. What is your shoe size? 40-41
29. Do you have any pets? never will cause I am allergic to most of them
30. Anything to share with your family and friends? cough cough...
31. What did you want to be when you were little? no idea (married I guess)
32. My Favorite word is? kweepeer
14 comments:
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. -MLK
Negativity cannot drive out negativity only positivity can do that. -AS
I'm just josin' my real message is:
GET A PUPPY. And if you can't then get one for me.
Amen.
Sarah's middle digit seems to be extraordinarily long. Can you please measure and compare with yours, Heidi and let me know how it works out? For reference mine is 3" or 8 Cent. -AS
When you make your titles so long it makes it difficult to read the comments... is that your plan to shut us down? -AS
Holy cow are you guys still not back from lunch? I'm going to tell godzilla. -AS
What's the daily record for the most comments received in one day? Am I close? Best Regards, AS
go baby go! Give us a good day with lots and lots of comments!!! Go on, truth or dare?
Truth
-AS
Truth
are you happy in Belgium?
NOPE
No
No way.
Nada.
Truth: do you think Belgians are generally pretty ugly people?
AS - is the glass half full or half empty?
Are you going to turn me into the authorities? Will this affect my citizenship application? -AS
Dear Greyn. I don't know about you ore the proverbial glass but my cup is full and running over.
Lotsa Love,
AS
The only half around here is half wits. yours, AS
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