Saturday, December 29, 2007

Saturday 29 December 2007: We finally have proof! Heidi is a retard! And Sarah is protecting herself from all you sick people out there!!!

Sarah says:
I'm keeping myself safe from all you sickos out there because I am sure I am next but I'm gonna fight it with all my will!

Poor, poor, poor Heidi! Seriously! Pneumonia is no joke! Our gal is ill! She feels awful. Look at her up there, she looks like a ghost of herself. Her cough cuts like a knife. When this all passes, hopefully she'll cheer up! This has been a crappy holiday time for her to say the least!

The one fantastic thing that makes her sickness totally worth it, at least from my view, is that she's finally been diagnosed by a wise doctor as a honest-to-goodness retard! Just look at her medicine below! It's clear as day! I mean I knew it all along! The proof is in the pudding! Good thing there's medicine for Heidi to rid herself of her retard ways! Who would have known! Give her a week or two or three and she'll be as good as new and maybe even better because the retard in her will be cured! Viva retard! Viva Heidi!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Retard jokes are not funny to everyone, so I'm quite sure you will have offended one of your most loyal readers.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I know it's wrong but I have to admit a certain fondness for the retard joke. Viva retardo!
Hope you're better soon Heidi dear.
xoxo
ASG

Heidi and Sarah Face The Day said...

I'm sorry but as a retard myself I am allowed to make retard jokes... Sorry to offend. Don't mean no harm! :-)