Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Tuesday 21 March 2006: Sarah drops the soap and Heidi takes advantage of life behind bars...

Heidi says:
We are trapped! Help us! This is such a nice spring day (happy spring everybody!!) and there we are, behind bars. I wish I could be outside, walking or biking, or doing whatever... Thank god it's almost weekend! :)

Sarah says:
Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage… or something like that. I too know why the caged bird sings. I want to break free. I wanna be your dog. Help – I just dropped a bar of soap and Heidi took advantage of me when I bent down to pick it up! Sicko! Psycho! I remember Vera Lynn. I’m flying over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Walking the Green Mile. I’ll show you my very own Shawshank Redemption. Where the hell is Tom Hanks when you need him! In a minute I’m going to be a dead-man walking. Call Sister Previn for me fast – connect me with Sean Penn. Throw me a rope. Get me out of here. I’m scared mommy!!!!

By the way, I just found out my prison bitch name would be “rump ranger” and Heidi’s would be “fudge packer”. This is a sick site with naughty links so be careful where you view it! Dang there’s something for everyone on the net. The Net is a sick place. It should be in prison. We all should!


Jason said...

Oh, man. What did you two do? Why did you get locked up? Sarah, don't screw around; turn into Sasquatch Girl and bust out of prison. Heidi;uh . . .uh . . .don't pick up any more soap.

Anonymous said...

Who is Sister Previn?