Sarah says:Call a spade a spade! Heidi wants you to look so look away - not away as in not look but away as in please look. Heidi is a no good floosy! No she's not - only in this photo she is. Well I never! Now that Heidi is back here at Face The Day not only does she want to show you her body parts but she also wants to show you her body parts in two different photos - hence there being two photos here. She is loving herself so much right now. I am just a greasy-haired monkey-face on her back. I'm a lady! I cover up my cleavage! Heidi fancies herself a wild animal! But do make sure to notice how very beautiful and blue our dear Heiditje's eyes look above. Unlike y'all - I look at her eyes. I stay above the neckline! Speaking of how I'm a lady, I'll have to remember to tell y'all how my shaving is going these days. Not bad at all really. Skin clearing up and everything. Just living in a constant state of 5 O'clock shadow paranoia! More on that another time - but first I must add that it's only the very tiniest patch of hair I'm talking about. It's not like a full-fledged thing. I'm manly indeed but not THAT manly. You won't see me in the circus as the bearded lady or the fat lady yet! Maybe as Samson. But first I'll have to check with the management... Oops - gotta go! My husband is beckoning me to make him a smoothie and to watch Battlestar Galactica! Is Adama a Cylon or not???? Wait! Don't tell me! I don't want to know yet!
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